I grew up in upstate New York, squarely between Montréal and New York City. That doesn’t mean I put maple syrup on my bagels, but it does mean I can shovel snow with the best of ‘em. Today, I’m a communicator who excels at telling the stories of the past, present, and future. I like long stories, short jokes and useless trivia.
A Short Joke
What’s a lumberjack’s favorite drink?
Lager.
A Long Story
The time I made $100 in two minutes. Coming Soon.
Useless Trivia
The French word for ski wax is “fart.” (Regular wax is “cire.”) It’s derived from the Norwegian word for speed, which is also “fart,” and yes, since you must know, does share root with the English word.